I Wonder If I’d Also Own the Fishing Rights…
Cats: Current Events, Internet, House|AP: Hawaii real estate — a looong-term investment
From the sales office website:
Each lot will have access to abundant sources of hot water for hot tubs and saunas. No unwanted vegetation to clear and most lots will have a gradual to moderate slope to the sea. First time buyers will have their choice of lots as they develop…With the current advancements in technology we are evaluating the latest in thermal power and volcanic waste disposal. These innovations will greatly enhance the long term value of your investment…Act now to contact our Sales Office for more information. Be patient if the phone rings a lot — our staff may be busy diving or fishing and unable to come to the phone right away
Inspired by these volcanic entrepreneurs, I am hereby preparing a business model for a corporation that will sell plots of land on Jupiter’s picturesque moon of Io.
My company will not be held liable for loss of property due to tectonic subsidence or volcanic eruption.
