God Bans George Carlin from Live Performances
Cats: Current Events|SANTA MONICA, CA– In a stunning move that will likely have the stand-up comedy profession in an uproar for years to come, God has banned veteran comic George Carlin from making any future live performances. This is only the latest in a long string of live performance bans by the Big Guy, who many say is starting to get a reputation for censorship and lack of a sense of humor. Critics have pointed out that this may have been a late retaliatory move against Carlin for participating the Bill & Ted movies, and that Keanu Reeves should watch his back.
Carlin–who was known for his sapient, observational humor, poking fun at everything from language and censorship to God and the American Dream–was unreachable for comment. Fans everywhere who have missed the opportunity to see Carlin perform live are filled with regret that they will no longer have the chance to go laugh at his jokes, then go home and look up what he was talking about.
