Random Acts of Mind by Dones

My wife was flipping channels the other night and alighted for a few minutes on Legally Blonde, which was being shown on TBS.  When they broke for a commercial, the TBS host provided the following ridiculous segueway to commercials:
Reese Witherspoon is taking on the world in Legally Blonde.  You know who else is taking on […]

Check it out here. It’s got to be the funniest segment of anything on Comedy Central I’ve seen in ages. Thanks, Mr. Colbert! Since it’s online, I’m able to share it with my growing readership.
The runners up, which will be my favorites if #1 is unable to perform its duties, are episodes 8 […]

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San Francisco, Earth (AP Subspace)– Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott (born 2203.03, Earth) met with “a horrible, senseless death” during an away mission on the planet Theta Epsilon 4 in what is alleged to be the most insidious betrayal in the history of Starfleet. The Admiralty has called for […]

So I saw this program on the History Channel a few nights ago, who had a Presbyterian minister (I can’t quite confirm from this photograph, so I’m very, very sorry if this isn’t the same man who was on TV—however, it seems to check out) who provided many statements that supported the program’s thesis […]